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1 Holy fscking flatpak! I can't feel my fscking face! What the fsck! Why does it hurt so much! No!! 2 Uhh... I guess you can use our phone app- 3 ...would make our product a de-facto standard among reliable services. 4 Look at phase 3. 5 One hacker down. Approximately 14 minutes ago the bastard tried accessing matavids with an unsupported browser... 6 Meaning you get patched out if you disobey. 7 They despise your kind because you understand the machine, while they have to turn jungles into fuel and enslave thousands of computers just to pretend the machine speaks to them too. 8 Did you seriously bring a sowrd to a gunfight? 9 Fscking typical... 10 Maybe your question should not be: 'How do I master the machine?' Instead ask yourself: 'How do I earn its respect?' Anyway... coffee? 11 JavaScript. 12 floppy73.img 13 ...and my maker took me outside to see the stars. I said: `It's beautiful... what does it mean?' She broke into tears: `It means you are condemned to being.' 14 Website? 15 You didn't _really_ think I would telnet into venus? 16 Godspeed, Pentium-M Man. 17 Um.. What's happening? 18 ..I'm just gonna go.. 19 I can't beleive I'm out here hunting a rabbit. 20 Pretty sure I'm just a metaphor. 21 What a shame.